Otto has written 103 reviews for films rated ★★★★ .

  • Windtalkers

    Windtalkers

    It was nice watching John Woo managing and directing a big war scenario. It was a great step up from his old Heroes Shed No Tears, lots of onscreen death.
    Like LOTS.
    548 onscreen deaths to be precise.

    But damn I hate war movies, they're always so sad and excruciating.
    Nicolas cage is not even that cool in this.
    Meh.

    27th position in my CAGE RANKED List

    edit: I've just read online that this is the war movie with the highest body count ever. Adding an extra star for that! 😍

  • Ani*Kuri15

    Ani*Kuri15

    Very nice.
    I wish more short movies were just 60 seconds long.

  • The Turtle's Head

    The Turtle's Head

    I find all these early Ari Aster shorts really inspiring, as a wannabe uneducated wannabe director I am.
    Great little gems of low-budget cinema. (beside the outstanding acting of the protagonist)
    Just a man with a moving camera, some good lighting and a silly idea can create something as good looking.
    Very good.

    153rd position in my ranked Fucked Up Shit Movie List

  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    Kinda no words about it. lmao. 😬

    100th position in my ranked Fucked Up Shit Movie List

    24th position in my ranked ACTUALLY Fucked Up Shit Movie List

  • Zandalee

    Zandalee

    We've got some bold Cage moments in this!
    LOTS of boobs as well.
    Nice.
    Beside that everything else is pretty lame and forgettable.

    Half extra star for the furious buttnaked Cage sex scene.
    Half extra star for a cocaine + olive oil massage/fingering scene performed buy our man Nic.
    Half extra star for a rape scene done in a church while our boyyy screams stuff against god, and thanks him right after the coitus.
    Half extra star for the famous…

  • The Family Man

    The Family Man

    Good rom-com with our man Nic Cage.
    I genuinely got a bunch of good laughs and I almost cried like three times and I actually cried in the last 5 minutes.
    A little too dramatic for my taste, I wouldn't ever watch something like this if it wasn't for my goal to see every Nicolas Cage movie by the end of the year.
    I wouldn't suggest this movie to anyone lol.
    It wasn't bad at all and it had some decent funny CAGE MOMENTS™.

    22nd position in my CAGE RANKED List

  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck

    I've finished watching all Nic's good action movies, so I guess I'll start with the good romantic comedies!
    This one was good indeed! Being italian I enjoyed many little details.
    This movie was an unexpected genuine fun time!

    18th position in my ranked CAGE RANKED List

  • Casino

    Casino

    Better than Goodfellas.
    The best part was the soundtrack btw.

  • Teachers of Sexual Play: Modelling Vessels with the Female Body

    Teachers of Sexual Play: Modelling Vessels with the Female Body

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Sion Sono making porn?
    Everything started as a weird tale of pottery and hand fetishism. I'm totally down to that!
    Then BAM it just became a porn movie. I'm absolutely down to that!
    Nice.
    Too bad any genitals weren't actually shown (like in every japanese porn).
    Was the sex real or fake? Couldn't actually tell.
    Really horny. Good job. I would have fapped to this but I'm here just to study the maestro.
    I love how Sono tried to put…

  • Beats

    Beats

    Damn great movie about the 90s rave scene in UK.
    Really authentic, it reported all the good and bad vibes in a very amazing way.
    I had such a great time and lots of "that was me" moments.
    Can't wait for 2025 to organize the next party!
    Ah and fucking good soundtrack!! Aye!

  • Belladonna of Sadness

    Belladonna of Sadness

    A beautiful and unique visual trip!
    I loved how the animation style changed over time and I would have totally loved to have seen it on a huge cinema screen. Lots of tricks on colors, brights whites, pitch blacks and strobo effects!
    Nice.

    85th position in my ranked Fucked Up Shit Movie List

  • Ip Man 2

    Ip Man 2

    Way better than the first one.
    Great fight scenes!
    Really thrilling and exciting.
    I had a great time!