Cheesy, dumb, unrealistic (even for science fiction), and totally fun to watch with some humor that might not have been intentional.
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Something Weird 1967
For a minute I thought I changed it to Death Bed: The Bed That Eats but it was some other psycho bed.
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Beyond the Time Barrier 1960
Since they couldn't let all that Dallas fairgrounds space go to waste they shot a movie there. Throw in footage of a Cold War-era jet fighter and you're on your way BEYOND THE TIME BARRIER. Absolutely fitting that it was released with Angry Red Planet (which I've always liked) but maybe I like this Time Barrier flick a little more. Completely hokey and super low budget it's some kind of perfect mess that is endearing to me, hits the right…
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Lady Terminator 1989
Take some Indonesian folklore (actual or contrived) add The Terminator and you have a trash masterpiece. I really mean add The Terminator since they borrow so much from it, sometimes scene for scene and word for word but it's a hot magic terminator girl and not a robot. I've seen Turkish knockoffs of Western sci fi flicks but they're nothing like this. This will be the only movie I ever see that has a magic eel vagina knife. It's a fucking riot to watch and I know this won't be my only time.
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Date Bait 1960
Kind of like they mashed together drugsploitation and a "how not to relationship" PSA/short from the middle of the last century to make a highly watchable JD flick. Rock n roll, cool haircuts, a junkie that went on a couple dates, and a drop dead gorgeous Marla (Marlo) Ryan. From wholesome to seedy in 72 minutes.
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Slumber Party Massacre II 1987
More ridiculous than the first one with way less skin but the last 25 minutes are totally worth it.
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Cruisin' High 1976
This flick is what I imagine watching Class Of 1984 while having a stroke would be like.
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The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years 1988
1 metal song was played and that was at the end of the movie. Sucks as a documentary too.
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Tortured Females 1965
A half-witted monkey-chattering Mongolian hunchback and other fun roughie scenes for the whole family.
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Death Promise 1977
I laughed. I cried. I broke my ankle doing a spinning back kick in bell bottom pants.