• War of the Satellites

    War of the Satellites

    ★★½

    Cheesy, dumb, unrealistic (even for science fiction), and totally fun to watch with some humor that might not have been intentional.

  • Something Weird

    Something Weird

    ★★★★

    For a minute I thought I changed it to Death Bed: The Bed That Eats but it was some other psycho bed.

  • Beyond the Time Barrier

    Beyond the Time Barrier

    ★★★½

    Since they couldn't let all that Dallas fairgrounds space go to waste they shot a movie there. Throw in footage of a Cold War-era jet fighter and you're on your way BEYOND THE TIME BARRIER. Absolutely fitting that it was released with Angry Red Planet (which I've always liked) but maybe I like this Time Barrier flick a little more. Completely hokey and super low budget it's some kind of perfect mess that is endearing to me, hits the right…

  • Lady Terminator

    Lady Terminator

    ★★★★

    Take some Indonesian folklore (actual or contrived) add The Terminator and you have a trash masterpiece. I really mean add The Terminator since they borrow so much from it, sometimes scene for scene and word for word but it's a hot magic terminator girl and not a robot. I've seen Turkish knockoffs of Western sci fi flicks but they're nothing like this. This will be the only movie I ever see that has a magic eel vagina knife. It's a fucking riot to watch and I know this won't be my only time.

  • Date Bait

    Date Bait

    ★★★½

    Kind of like they mashed together drugsploitation and a "how not to relationship" PSA/short from the middle of the last century to make a highly watchable JD flick. Rock n roll, cool haircuts, a junkie that went on a couple dates, and a drop dead gorgeous Marla (Marlo) Ryan. From wholesome to seedy in 72 minutes.

  • Slumber Party Massacre II

    Slumber Party Massacre II

    ★★★

    More ridiculous than the first one with way less skin but the last 25 minutes are totally worth it.

  • Blood Feast

    Blood Feast

    ★★★★★

    THE KETTLE DRUM OF DEATH

  • Gun Girls

    Gun Girls

    ★★★

    "Let's change our clothing."
    "Let's conceal these weapons."

    Fucking brilliant.

    A must see for anyone into cheap JD exploitation flicks.

  • Cruisin' High

    Cruisin' High

    ★★½

    This flick is what I imagine watching Class Of 1984 while having a stroke would be like.

  • The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years

    The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years

    ★½

    1 metal song was played and that was at the end of the movie. Sucks as a documentary too.

  • Tortured Females

    Tortured Females

    ★★★

    A half-witted monkey-chattering Mongolian hunchback and other fun roughie scenes for the whole family.

  • Death Promise

    Death Promise

    ★★★

    I laughed. I cried. I broke my ankle doing a spinning back kick in bell bottom pants.