Favorite films

  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
  • Creepshow
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

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  • The Fog

    ★★★½

  • The Conjuring

    ★★★★★

  • The Sentinel

    ★★★★

  • Sinister

    ★★★½

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  • The Fog

    The Fog

    ★★★½

    "What's the big deal? You seen fog once; you've seen it for life."


    Unless, of course, said fog plans to drive a hook through your pelvic floor, flip you upside down and carry you to the docks like a 6-pack...


    The Fog or as I like to call it (as of right this moment) Halloween Lite is John Carpenter's follow-up horror effort after blowing the doors off the genre and kicking theatergoers right in the candy corn two years prior.…

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring

    ★★★★★

    "Want to play a game of hide and clap?"


    I was roped into The Conjuring tonight by someone who hasn't seen it, and although I was sure that this movie had run outta chills after numerous viewings, I'm surprised to say that was not the case...

    When the piano keys hit those notes from the gaping black maw of the cellar door, I was walloped with a full-body jammer like it was the first time seeing it!


    Much has been…

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  • The Sentinel

    The Sentinel

    ★★★★

    "You ever see the movie "The Sentinel," Mr. Peterson? It's about the old guy who owned the apartment, which is kind of like the, uh, gateway to Hell…"


    This movie used to scare that SHITE outta me when I was a kid.

    So much so that I was certain the old guy who looked like George Burns at the Salvation Army was going to feed me to satanic lesbian ballerinas in a Brooklyn brownstone when my mom would take me…

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★½

    As a rule, I typically don't seek out movies that I know will be swarming with the insincere soft-skin politics that plagues ninety-nine percent of all media in this day and age...

    And I'm certainly wary of any film that tries to fill the shoes of a certified classic...

    But these fears were offset as soon as the film started.

    DaCosta gives us a legitimately eerie inversion of the opening sequence from the original, then drops us directly into 1977…