i don’t care about movies. movies only exist to be background noise while I look at porno on my phone.
I used to argue with Luka Magnotta on YouTube in 2007, well before he was murdering things, because he posted anti-Family Guy rants and I was 12 years old and all 12 year old boys love dumbass Family Guy. My YouTube username was Beatles-related so when we would get into it in the comments section, he used his dozens of sock puppet accounts to reply to the comments I left with “Luka Magnotta is the new John Lennon! He’s releasing…