490freak

i don’t care about movies. movies only exist to be background noise while I look at porno on my phone.

Favorite films

  • Freddy Got Fingered
  • Jackass Number Two
  • UHF
  • Austin Powers in Goldmember

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  • Hubie Halloween

    ★★★½

  • Squid Game

  • Creed: Greatest Hits

    ★★★★★

  • Best Friends With Teddy Hart

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  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    ★★★½

    Every town in America has a guy exactly like Hubie and the only thing Adam Sandler got wrong is that they’re usually gay. Gotta respect sandman making sure his crew gets paid over anything else.

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    Joe exotic lowkey did a squid game on his Tigers. Carole Baskin did a squid game on her husband. We’re all trying to find the guy who did this! It was Carole Baskin who did that to her hus band! That giant red light green light puppet must have been from The Upside Down

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  • Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    I used to argue with Luka Magnotta on YouTube in 2007, well before he was murdering things, because he posted anti-Family Guy rants and I was 12 years old and all 12 year old boys love dumbass Family Guy. My YouTube username was Beatles-related so when we would get into it in the comments section, he used his dozens of sock puppet accounts to reply to the comments I left with “Luka Magnotta is the new John Lennon! He’s releasing…

  • Loqueesha

    Loqueesha

    ★★★★★

    I have diarrhea