into maximalism and actors critiqued for overacting ✨
3 more years until they ban hockey masks y’all!!
You know the movie is bad when their representation of the 2000s is more futuristic-looking than the 2400s. Anyway, I have fun with these silly movies but this one was just annoying and I couldn’t wait to get it over with.
I’m finally done with the saga! I’m not rewatching Freddy VS Jason but I do wanna watch the 7 hour documentary about all the films. Gonna rank all of these now.
edit: HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY MISSED CRONENBERG 😭
Um chile- I just feel like I saw somebody’s personal fever dream that I wasn’t supposed to see.
Anyways, when the forensic guy was inspecting Jason’s heart and I said “eat it” .... just imagine my fucking shock.
And Freddy??? This movie was doing too much. Meh.