3 more years until they ban hockey masks y’all!!

You know the movie is bad when their representation of the 2000s is more futuristic-looking than the 2400s. Anyway, I have fun with these silly movies but this one was just annoying and I couldn’t wait to get it over with. 

I’m finally done with the saga! I’m not rewatching Freddy VS Jason but I do wanna watch the 7 hour documentary about all the films. Gonna rank all of these now.

edit: HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY MISSED CRONENBERG 😭

Um chile- I just feel like I saw somebody’s personal fever dream that I wasn’t supposed to see.

Anyways, when the forensic guy was inspecting Jason’s heart and I said “eat it” .... just imagine my fucking shock. 

And Freddy??? This movie was doing too much. Meh.

‘The perfect movie does not exi-‘

Was sad in my first hours of 2020 and decided to put this on. Ended the film weeping from joy 🥺🥺 a masterpiece.

im such a wuss, dont mind me, i cry at every movie lmao