There is a special place in hell for people who don’t give Elf five stars.
★★★★ Rewatched by L u c y 13 Oct 2021
★★★★ Watched by L u c y 12 Oct 2021
★★★★★ Watched by L u c y 26 Mar 2018 12
Tobey Maguire is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever fucking seen.
★★★ Watched by L u c y 09 Feb 2018 11
“A dick only has one purpose- to fuck...”
WHAT ABOUT PEE??? Don’t you PEE out of your dick???
You can survive without fucking, but you CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT PEEING.