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How the fuck we got to where we started?

disregard pretty much most reviews of mine from 2015-2017, i was merely a babe

Favorite films

  • Oxhide
  • Solaris
  • Shoes
  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

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  • Fear Street: 1666

    ★★★½

  • Fear Street: 1978

    ★★★½

  • Fear Street: 1994

    ★★★½

  • Fantastic Four

    ★★½

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  • Rogue Warfare

    Rogue Warfare

    I dont know why we watched this. at least 30 minutes of the runtime are dedicated to the bad guy monologuing


    too stupid to even take seriously as some kind of piece of pro-War propaganda and in my opinion if youre gonna make something as conceptually dubious as this you might as well make it a bit grittier and meaner

  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★★½

    RIP Swankie

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  • A Snake of June

    A Snake of June

    ★★★★★

    self-awakening - june, the beginning of summer. steamy and wrapped in humidity. everything in this film is wet ~~~ the streets, the windows, the people, their skin ~~~ dangerously erotic, but not pornographic. very little nudity or explicit sexual acts. no, the sensory pleasure is seen entirely in their faces, those agape mouths and twisted expressions of pure joy (and humiliation, sweet humiliation) ~~~ seeing those faces they make and understanding what they need.

    repeated throughout the film are shots…

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    (This movie definitely has a huge audience. I am not it.)

    The perfect movie for Deadpool shirt-wearing, Rick and Morty quoting, all-night gaming, Hot Topic shopping, Mountain Dew chugging, reddit commenting, 30 year old virgin Nice Guys ™ who immediately send friend requests to female gamers when they encounter them and then go to wonder why girls never like Nice Guys™ like them. It's a movie for the gatekeepers, the guys who scoff at people whenever they misquote a Star…