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  • On Golden Pond

    On Golden Pond


    really liked this!

    my two notes were:
    - why do they keep saying poop
    - Jane fonda ❤️

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window


    i’m actually kind of ashamed that i’m giving this three stars. it is absolutely terrible but i had way too much fun with it to give it a lower rating. ridiculously campy, over the top, and the last act is so wild for legitimately no reason. nothing about this movie works but i had fun and i would be curious to see what it would be like to watch it while drinking

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  • The Farewell

    The Farewell


    still my favorite film of 2019. friendly reminder that this should have been nominated at the Oscars for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, and Best Original Screenplay (and yet somehow it was nominated for nothing). also another reminder: support female filmmakers!

  • Election



    reese witherspoon is the best at playing entitled high-strung white people, and i absolutely mean that as a compliment