Guine

😩Written and Directed by 2AM insomnia (she/her)πŸ•΄πŸͺ€

Favorite films

  • Parasite
  • Spy Kids
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • My Best Friend's Wedding

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  • The Host

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  • Black Widow

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  • What's Love Got To Do With It

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  • Fighting with My Family

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  • The Host

    The Host

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    ummmmm this might go head to head with Parasite ummmmmm

    RIP the boy with the 69 on his chest :(

    Also shout out to Megan catching that Grave of the Fireflies reference.

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

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    Lil flo really stole this from scarjo.Β 
    Shoutout to KARL MARX on the knuckles.Β 
    I love fight sequences like nothing can hold my attention like a good fight sequence Β no dialogue just blood.
    And this had plenty!Β 
    And despite this being directed by a woman we still have a full 30s ass shot yipee for us.

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

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    patiently waiting for them to make out.....dissatisfied

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I just understand now that raining men is truly about murdering men and soaking in their blood.Β 
    This is my truth.Β 
    Compositon, lighting, music, directorial choices, fits, editing, casting Bo Burnham and making him make his little jokey jokes then absolutely tearing him down was genius and Carey Mulligan never lacks ever. The joke about kids having different body parts, perfect.
    This movie got jokes.Β 
    With all this said.
    Β I have qualls.

    The police resolved everything despite their pattern of…