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  • Evil Dead II
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  • The Thing
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  • Hellraiser: Judgment

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  • Hellraiser: Revelations

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  • Lone Wolf and Cub: White Heaven in Hell

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  • Slumber Party Massacre

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  • Lamb

    Lamb

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    I was very excited for this because the marketing made this look like the next great A24 horror film, and it is not that at all. This film definitely has some horror elements, but this is much closer to A Ghost Story than Midsommar. This is a very slow and meandering movie that takes a while to get going, but once we get to the second chapter, I was hooked. The beautiful environment in which this film takes place is…

  • The Thing

    The Thing

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    An entire generation will call this the Among Us movie.

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  • Hellraiser: Judgment

    Hellraiser: Judgment

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    Hooptober 8: Film #19 of 48

    Actually shocked how good this one was. The opening ten minutes are some of the most disturbing I've seen in any movie, and this manages to continue on as a pretty solid movie. The characters are pretty good but nothing super special, however the new process through which the cenobites operate is far more terrifying than how they act in any other film. This manages to feel like an actually interesting modernization of the…

  • Hellraiser: Revelations

    Hellraiser: Revelations

    Not the worst entry in the series, but they tried here which is something I can appreciate. However, too many aspects of this are just straight up awful. Especially the way Pinhead looks in this movie, he looks like someone's first attempt cosplaying as him. I wouldn't want to watch this again but it's surprisingly less awful than I thought it would be.

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

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    It's baffling how bad this movie is. Rather than continuing the story set up in the previous entry, this film is too focused on random meaningless side characters while the ones we actually care about fade into the background. Combine that with the film constantly reminding you of what happened in the original film, and tedious flashbacks to past events that are there to tell me why I should care about characters I have no reason to care about.

    The…

  • Slumber Party Massacre

    Slumber Party Massacre

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    This was a fun time, and I'm shocked we actually got a new Slumber Party Massacre film this year. This movie does a lot of cool subversion of the typical slasher film while also paying homage to the original series. Some of the humor here was awesome and some of it was a little cringey, but overall I think it worked for the most part. The kills were all pretty great, and the characters have much more personality than they…