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  • The Wandering Earth
  • San Andreas
  • Battle: Los Angeles
  • G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

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  • Critters

    ★★★★★

  • Armageddon

    ★★★★★

  • Pig

    ★★★★

  • Copshop

    ★★★½

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  • Critters

    Critters

    ★★★★★

    Nothing but absolute nonstop fun with incredible special effects and massive set pieces for such a low-budget movie. I knew this film was a cult classic, and now I am excited to be amongst its fans!

  • Armageddon

    Armageddon

    ★★★★★

    As a disaster film, it’s good. As an action movie, it’s an absolutely white-knuckle thrill ride with adrenal gland-bursting tension, wondrous special effects, and a tidal wave of emotion. So glad I get to watch this for a screening report for my film class.

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  • Get Out

    Get Out

    Yeah, there's a reason I didn't want to see this when it first came out (had to watch it for my horror film class). And this tragic mess proved my reasoning quite correct. It's boring, overlong, not scary (I don't even consider it a horror film), has a laughable plot, a nonsensically random script that somehow won an Oscar, primarily offscreen violence, and any time some moderately good gore is shown, the film abruptly cuts away from it. "Us", while…

  • The Forever Purge

    The Forever Purge

    I'm not exaggerating when I say this is possibly the best movie I've seen in theaters in 2 years. Everything the lackluster original film was not, this is large-scale, bloody, violent, envelope-pushing, dark, apocalyptic, and timely as hell, all adding up to a perfect cinematic experience. It's so timely, in fact, that I felt like I was watching a documentary on the state of the USA. The whole film was more like an end-of-the-world zombie flick or disaster thriller than…