Southland Tales

Southland Tales ★★★★

How can anyone hate a movie with lines like ...

"You know what, I like to get fucked, I like to get fucked hard. Okay, but you have to draw the line somewhere. I mean, violence is a big problem in our society today and I will not support it. That is the primary reason why I won't do anal."

"We're a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of a bunch of nerds. A bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom."


"The fourth dimension will collapse upon itself ... you stupid bitch."

I also distinctly remember people making fun of the casting at the time. Like "Richard Kelly cast Justin Timberlake and The Rock in his new movie? hahahaha what is wrong with him hahahaha" and now The Rock is the biggest action movie star since Arnold and Justin Timberlake makes movies with the Coen Brothers and David Fincher. Richard Kelly was a goddamn pioneer!

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