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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    And with that, I’m done with my love affair with twin peaks. I spent the last two or so months taking in all of it for the first time ever, and now that it’s over, the original series, Fire Walk with Me, and The Return, I’m just really bummed out.

    I’ve been having a rough year (duh!) and Twin Peaks, Washington was the perfect escape. The first two seasons carried a lot of nostalgia for a time and place I…

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    Haven’t finished yet but I just needed to document somewhere that the ending of part 11 is making me weep

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  • Barbie: Star Light Adventure

    Barbie: Star Light Adventure


    “And to think all we had to do was look up and dance!!”

    The writing is extremely boring and painfully predictable BUT it’s very sincere and aims to teach kids what I think are valuable lessons about self acceptance and also Stickin’ It To The Man. The animation is kinda neat and the music is pretty. If I was rating it in a vacuum of kids movies, 4 stars. But it’s not so....

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  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    Once Upon a Time in the West


    I like movies that make me think a lot. This didn’t really do that. But it was close. It let me think a lot. And not because of the down time. It was a nice western sort of. Meditative. Nice. A very nice experience. It takes its time in a good way. And I did too; I took three days to finish it. But now that I have, I want to see it all in one sitting. I’m done rambling. Pretty cool stuff, Sergio.