adrianbalboa

adrianbalboa

one time i met jesse eisenberg and told him the social network is my favorite movie and he asked me if i was even old enough to see it

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  • Bad Teacher

    Bad Teacher

    ★★★½

    the first time i remember making an entire room uncomfortable was at a middle school sleepover when we secretly rented this movie and justin timberlake was halfway through his lights-on sex scene through two layers of denim and i went wow he really looks like [our youth pastor] right now. and everyone went quiet and we had to turn the movie off. one girl almost cried

  • The Wrong Teacher

    The Wrong Teacher

    ★★

    this lead actress’ filmography, from 2016 until now, includes:
    • the wrong roommate
    • the wrong student 
    • the wrong man
    • the wrong teacher
    • the wrong mommy

    things i picked:
    • the wrong movie

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if any of you marvel bitches make me watch tom holland cry ever again im gonna lose my damn mind

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    ★½

    always fun when a poorly written script includes a scene where characters accuse each other of being bad writers