one time i met jesse eisenberg and told him the social network is my favorite movie and he asked me if i was even old enough to see it

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  • Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day


    im convinced this movie is the reason british people have that little god complex o theirs. we tried love actually once MAYBE twice and now they’re all up in our business like “oi at least we dont shewt up owa skewels innit x” go locate a dentist babes

  • Carnage



    this movie was a middle school staple of mine (because i had issues) and now that im an adult it’s my goal in life to produce a low budget production of this at some weird suburban community theater. you are all invited to sit on hard velvet seats and watch some white woman with 2 credits yell about suffering in africa and it’s gonna feel like you’re being held hostage and it’s gonna be horrible. coming fall 2022

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