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  • Soul



    Honestly, I didn't think Pixar had it in them anymore.

    I've gotta say, it's hard for me to articulate thoughts while they're only half finished, so I definitely need to rewatch this one.
    But um, first impressions are it's great.
    I feel very refreshed having watched a film that cares. It's been a while.

    When the first trailer dropped, I was real excited, until we saw the soul world stuff, which had me a little disappointed. I was expecting something…

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park


    I'd call Jurassic Park a 3 star film... But I should point out that it's a classic for a reason, and is still more fun, and more important than most big films being made today.

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  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Spider-Man 3 is phenomenal, you guys are just mean

    So, please hear me out.
    Or don't, it's gonna be really long and rambly.

    But TL;DR go rewatch this trilogy with an open mind, I beg of you.

    Spider-Man fucking 3. What a ride.
    I'm gonna start off by saying this will double as my review for the trilogy as a whole. With that being said, let's talk about this 5 star film shall we?

    I always take it with a…

  • Zigeunerweisen



    I am afraid of the horny bone man

    For somebody like me, who's developed an interest in cinematography and storytelling over the last two years, Zigeunerweisen is absolutely fascinating.

    While I don't think all films need to be like Zigeunerweisen, a lot of them could certainly learn from it.
    A large portion of scenes in this film are done with one or two shots. Reality bends to the whims of the camera, rather than the familiar alternative.
    Zigeunerweisen grants you…