Joel Duscher ★★★★½
When you look up “THE COOLEST SHIT YOU’LL EVER SEE” in the dictionary, it just has a photo of the bus from Speed doing that huge fucken jump on the…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
James (Schaffrillas) ★★★ 14
While extremely faithful to the original game in terms of its tone, look, and storyline, I feel like the most of the game's character work was lost in translation. The…
if you dont really like films you really dont need to drop 3 and a half hours on this
like, do, broadening horizons and all that
Zoe Bee ★★★½
Middle aged men become alcoholics instead of going to therapy.
I want to give Mads Mikkelsen a million little kisses.
RetroArchetype ★★★½ 1
Bronwyn Teeee ★★★★½
I love when a movie makes me love being alive.
Joel Zammit ★★★★½
Big fan of everything in this film, heaven’s a bit cooked, pre-heaven is also a bit cooked, can’t wait to glitch out in the big ball of glow in the…