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  • The Iron Giant
  • The Squid and the Whale
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?
  • Top Secret!

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  • Pootie Tang

    ★★★★★

  • The Card Counter

  • Malignant

    ★★★

  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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  • Caddyshack

    Caddyshack

    ★★★★★

    “I had never seen cocaine before I got to the set of Caddyshack,” says Berkrot. But the sight of coke was hard to ignore. And as the shoot went on, recreational use that started by the gram turned into binges indulged by the ounce. It seemed to be the fuel that kept the film running.

    “This was really good cocaine,” says Hamilton Mitchell, who played Motormouth, another caddy. “Pure, like they had just beaten it out of a leaf in…

  • Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

    Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

    ★★★★★

    =ONE MORE FINAL: I need you (to get run over by a reindeer)=


    Preamble: “It’s not Christmas without Grandma…”


    I’m hardly the first person to tell you that this holiday season doesn’t quite feel right.

    I’ve been unemployed since March. Most of my time is spent alone in my room applying to jobs, practicing Spanish, reading, and watching garbage television. I get out and run a 5k a couple times a week. None of it distracts from the pall that’s…

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  • Pootie Tang

    Pootie Tang

    ★★★★★

    Sapatow!

  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter

    An occasionally visually stunning movie about obsession, hubris, and carrying enough cloth with you at all times to completely cover every piece of furniture in every hotel room you visit

    Tiffany Hadish delivers most of her lines like a freshman in a high school play. Mom and dad are so proud of her for remembering all those words

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  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Can’t wait to watch part three where Maude files her taxes

  • Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

    Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

    ★★

    12 Nights of Grandma #2

    “No pantalones” -I.M. Slime, Esquire

    The animators of this film were insanely horny. Cousin Mel (canonically hot and only occasionally southern) is only the tip of the iceberg. Every woman in this film is absurdly curvy, including (and it brings me no pleasure to report this) Grandma herself, who is a certified baddie. 

    (Also, the second half of this film takes place in September and everyone is wearing coats and sweaters. And don’t tell me…