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  • Goosebumps



    As good as a feature length Goosebumps could be. Maybe I'd like this more if I was a kid or if I actually liked Goosebumps.

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter


    This movie thinks its going to get a sequel. 😂😂😂

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  • The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley

    The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley


    Lighting $20000
    Cameras $15000
    Catering $800
    CGI renders explaining the inner workings of Edison machines $3,600,000
    P&A $15000

    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my movie is dying

  • Brexit: The Uncivil War

    Brexit: The Uncivil War


    This movie features:

    1) Suicide Squad style introductions (complete with the world's cheapest looking slap-on text effect) for all the main characters.
    2) A scene where Benedict Cumberbatch drinks out a empty cup but pretends that it is full
    3) The serious use of the word "circlejerk"
    4) A scene where Bumblebee Cabbagepatch gets the core message of the Leave campaign from a expectant fathers guide to pregnancy book.
    5) 3 tracks from the Windows movie maker sound library 
    ...and much more

    In other words, this movie is trash. But at least it's memorably terrible. Good job movie!

    TL;DR: Somehow not a Netflix original.