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  • Jurassic Park
  • The Black Cat
  • Hogfather
  • The Matrix Resurrections

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  • Time After Time


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  • The Thing


Recent reviews

  • Darkman



    Four years in a row, 1989-1992, had four of the five best superhero films ever made, Batman, Darkman, The Rocketeer, and Batman Returns with Spiderman 2 being the cool younger kid that gets to hang out with them. Not a coincidence Danny Elfman did 4 of the scores!

    Raimi is someone that genuinely loves and wants to show comic books on screen. It'd be a walk in the park to take exact frames and break them up into panels to…

  • Time After Time

    Time After Time


    What makes Time After Time all the sweeter is that Malcolm McDowell and Mary Steenburgen were married after doing this together. McDowell is so charming and naive, and Steenburgen matches his charm step-for-step.

    While Nicholas Meyer did direct Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, he didn't direct Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home which feels like a twin to Time After Time.

    I'm very happy I got to see this one. I…

Popular reviews

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion


    Swedish Chef has a chainsaw. When are we getting a Texas Chainsaw x Muppets crossover?

  • The Elephant Man

    The Elephant Man


    I know I’ve seen many say that The Elephant Man is the least Lynchian film from David Lynch. Honestly, I don’t know where I’d put it on a sliding scale of most-to-least Lynchian in his filmography, but The Elephant Man isn’t lacking in attributes that make it Lynchian. Eraserhead introduced Lynch to the world, and formed the basis of “Lynchian”. Yet, that’s only half of it. The Elephant Man introduced the world to the second half of the equation: the humanization. People are…