You could grate cheese on that cyclops centaur’s abs!

Never has there been a more accurate depiction of the bass player as the frustrated learner-guitar passenger.

JUST KIDDING

Really though, I’ve spent 36 years thinking that Michael Pare sucked, but I just hadn’t seen Eddie And The Cruisers - now I get why people keep giving this fucker work. This movie rules.

Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.

Can I get a comprehensive list of movies that can be synopsised as "Michael Douglas should've kept his dingus in his pants"