• Inside

    Inside

    ★★★

    this is actually a documentary depicting the terrifying real-life throes of human pregnancy

  • Still Walking

    Still Walking

    ★★★★★

    such is life! :')

  • Wild Strawberries

    Wild Strawberries

    ★★★★

    this film makes me want to die but in a good way

  • Late Spring

    Late Spring

    ★★★

    these past few weeks have been absolute hell for me, i haven’t felt this unhappy in a while and this film didn’t help at all ❤️
    in fact i’m more depressed than i was before i watched it ❤️
    i love torturing myself ❤️

    Alexa play First Love / Late Spring by Mitski ☝️😔💔

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★

    i just have to say that satanic philosophy is cool as hell, and it’s kind of demoralizing to see horror films perverting satanism so often :/

    i promise you guys we don’t skin cats, drink virgin blood, or sacrifice newborns haha… unless…?😳

    but seriously, misrepresentation aside, this third installment kinda sucked… wouldn’t recommend watching it. instead, might i interest anyone in reading The Satanic Bible by our lord and savior Anton LaVey? 𖤐 😈 𖤐

  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★★★

    not perfect by any means, but it was one of my favorite movies as a kid, so I still like it a lot !

    and though a few things about it feel dated, it still does a great job at wryly tackling slut-shaming. i commend this film for playing a role in why i grew up to be such a sex-positive person ^_^

    and Emma Stone is so charming !! why does she have so many detractors 😡 you guys just hate girlbosses😔

  • Le Bonheur

    Le Bonheur

    ★★★★

    “happiness is, perhaps, a submission to the natural order”

    woah, i was expecting a bucolic fantasy, but instead i got a bucolic NIGHTMARE !!!

    kind of ingenious.

    très bon film !!


    p.s. not sure if anyone cares but this movie reminded me of Strawberry Blond by Mitski (which is also a bucolic nightmare but in song form).

  • The Holy Mountain

    The Holy Mountain

    ★★★

    thank god i watched the director’s commentary because i desperately needed someone to guide me by the hand through the absolute lunacy of this film.

    i think i liked it???? i certainly commend how bold it was...
    but life has been very stressful as of late and i’m just not in the proper mindset to watch such challenging films like this one😭

    very admirable piece of work (that i want to revisit at some other point), but for now, i’ll just stick to less highbrow flicks. they’re the only films i can mentally handle at the moment :D

  • Movie 43

    Movie 43

    not to be extreme but making a film like this should be punishable by death

    although i do have to say that, with hindsight, it’s kind of fascinating to watch such a huge group of eminent actors being part of one of the worst artistic catastrophes ever created

    and that’s cinema baby!

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★★

    a perennial reverie.

  • The Piano Teacher

    The Piano Teacher

    ★★★★★

    it’s actually terrifying how good of an actor Isabelle Huppert is,, like ma’am PLEASE i’m begging you spare some talent for the rest of us mere mortals

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★

    i vividly remember wanting so badly to watch this film as a kid, but avoiding it at all costs because straight people ridiculed it to death... wOw gAy mEn sO fUnny 🤣 fuck OFF LEAVE QUEER PEOPLE ALONE !!!! let us enjoy things 😡

    but anyway, i’m glad this has become less of a laughing stock over the years. it’s a story of great beauty and great loss... so tender, albeit heart-wrenching as hell.

    i would die for these gay little cowboys🤠~<3