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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    The production was great but the script was garbage yadda yadda. I wanna talk about this kiss. Did they establish a romantic thing between Rey and Kylo? I thought they had a brother-sister thing going on. Genuinely I cackled like a schoolgirl when that shit happened. Is this supposed to be a callback to when Luke kissed Leya? Would they really call back to the incest moment from the first movie? I know it's not actual incest but like she…

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★½

    Jokes didn't land very well. Pretty standard. Production is always fantastic.

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  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★

    Libs make self-congratulatory-self-deprecating movies about themselves so they can feel woke about shit they know nothing about and also feel shitty about the people around them who are just them. Masochists, all of em. Fuck you Knives Out.

  • Idiocracy

    Idiocracy

    ½

    This is the worst movie I have ever seen. It just shits on poor people for its whole length and fucking dishes f slurs and r slurs. This is a rich person fever dream. It isn't even good. Death is a preferable alternative to watching this movie. I no longer want to live.