watched this shitty movie for the incredible satisfaction that my horny self needed just for three minutes of oliver jackson cohen’s screen time.

All this anxiety about seeing people from your past, annoying relatives, weight talk, school, and the uncertainty of your future... literally as the screen turned black i ended cracking up bc i thought “yes bitch I’ve never felt more seen”

sis was dating the guy who played voldemort and thought nothing bad was going to happen.