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  • Cuties

    Cuties

    ½

    Didn’t watch this. Don’t care. Pedophilia will not be normalized.

  • Tokyo Story

    Tokyo Story

    ★★

    I really wanted to like this one. I really did. This is my first foray into Ozu’s filmography, and man what a disappointment.

    I get the message, but did the movie really need to be over two hours long? I had to have checked the time at least five times. The characters are decent enough, the story is fine, and the cinematography is good, but I just couldn’t get into this. Maybe I missed something, but this movie just was…

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  • House

    House

    ★★★★★

    “House felt like Hansel and Gretel on crack. That’s my review of it.” -my girlfriends review of House

  • Half Human

    Half Human

    ★★½

    Before watching this movie, I was super excited to see it. It’s probably one of, if not THE MOST, allusive Toho SFX films due to it being banned by Toho themselves. First of all, I love Toho SFX films and I have a huge interest in cryptids such as Bigfoot, so you can imagine how excited I was to watch this movie, however I was very disappointed. There are some spectacular shots and scenery, a very atmospheric setting, and the…