I used to say I wasn't really a movie person, and here we are. They/them.

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  • Viva Villa!

    Viva Villa!


    thought the first hour was a bit slow but then in the last half hour every subsequent minute was twice as long as the last

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this is Nolan's best one by miles -- or fifty feet, I guess -- and he still insists on getting two dead wives in, the fucker

    the absolute GALL of this third act

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  • The War with Grandpa

    The War with Grandpa


    Not unenjoyable, but the MBMBaM episode was better than the actual movie.

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs


    the extent to which this is transphobic and homophobic garbage makes it essentially impossible for me to have any opinion on the rest of it,

    and the way this still gets held up as one of the Great Films suuuuuuucks, movie nerds,

    like, fuck the entire fuck off

    hold your gold to higher standards