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  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight


    My Uncle: [to my family] So Force Awakens comes out this weekend, so you see that. Okay, definitely. But nobody was making you go see Daddy's Home instead of Hateful Eight...

    Me: [nods] They damn sure wasn't!

    My Uncle: But Hateful Eight's sure enough laying over there 3rd in the box office, looking abysmal ain't it?

    Me: It damn sure is, you sons-of-bitches!

    My Uncle: Just like any one of you who should have went and seen it...

    Me: Like me, damn it!

  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bluntman and Chronic is the worst comic I've ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumbass catchphrases like a third rate Cheech and Chong or Bill and Ted. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.

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  • Resident Evil

    Resident Evil


    So picture this. They have the Resident Evil six movie collection at Wal-Mart for 15$ all the time. I wake up like 2 Wednesday's ago and think "Mmm I wanna watch thems". I'm a big fan of the games having played the first four but never really had any interest in the movies but I can dig some crazy Paul W.S. sauce so I was down. Well damn. Local Wally World don't got them. I'll go to the ones on…

  • Catzilla VS Dong

    Catzilla VS Dong

    These my babes!

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  • American Pie

    American Pie


    He fucks the pie unprompted. Like for no reason. Why are we not talking about this more? He just sees the pie, and fucks it. It doesn't look like a vagina, it doesn't have any sexual overtones or exaggerations to it. It's just a pie his mother made him and he says, "Well, logically, I'm gonna fuck it." He put his dick in a pie and then got close to Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck? Like if the pay-off was Michelle saying "One…