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  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight

    ★★★★★

    My Uncle: [to my family] So Force Awakens comes out this weekend, so you see that. Okay, definitely. But nobody was making you go see Daddy's Home instead of Hateful Eight...

    Me: [nods] They damn sure wasn't!

    My Uncle: But Hateful Eight's sure enough laying over there 3rd in the box office, looking abysmal ain't it?

    Me: It damn sure is, you sons-of-bitches!

    My Uncle: Just like any one of you who should have went and seen it...

    Me: Like me, damn it!

  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bluntman and Chronic is the worst comic I've ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumbass catchphrases like a third rate Cheech and Chong or Bill and Ted. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.

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  • Resident Evil

    Resident Evil

    ★★★

    So picture this. They have the Resident Evil six movie collection at Wal-Mart for 15$ all the time. I wake up like 2 Wednesday's ago and think "Mmm I wanna watch thems". I'm a big fan of the games having played the first four but never really had any interest in the movies but I can dig some crazy Paul W.S. sauce so I was down. Well damn. Local Wally World don't got them. I'll go to the ones on…

  • Catzilla VS Dong

    Catzilla VS Dong

    These my babes!

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  • American Pie

    American Pie

    ★★★★

    He fucks the pie unprompted. Like for no reason. Why are we not talking about this more? He just sees the pie, and fucks it. It doesn't look like a vagina, it doesn't have any sexual overtones or exaggerations to it. It's just a pie his mother made him and he says, "Well, logically, I'm gonna fuck it." He put his dick in a pie and then got close to Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck? Like if the pay-off was Michelle saying "One…