Favorite films

  • Reaching for the Moon
  • Margaret
  • The Story of Luke
  • Practical Magic

Recent activity

  • Maid in Manhattan


  • It's Complicated


  • Easy A


  • Father of the Bride


Recent reviews

  • Coyote Ugly

    Coyote Ugly


    loses half a star for the weird misogyny at the end.

  • The Boy Behind the Door

    The Boy Behind the Door


    i chime in with hAvEn'T yOu PeOpLe EvEr HeArD oF 🪓 OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!!!!!!!! 🪓

    on a serious note, this is the least turned on and most terrified, revolted, disturbed, etc. kristin bauer has ever made me, so kudos to her on a performance so solid and distressing (despite her character being a total cliche) that i forgot to be in love with her.

Popular reviews

  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Things this movie did:

    ● Unnecessarily killed a significant female character from the first movie within about 10 minutes, after giving her 20 seconds of screentime. Likely because they decided that she wouldn't be the love interest that she was set up to potentially be (thus rendering her useless and disposable, obviously).

    ● Used the flimsiest excuse and explanation possible to unnecessarily bring back a male character who was killed in the first movie, then do absolutely nothing with him…

  • Jumanji



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the part where alan asks if his parents are still around and the guy is like, "yeah, i see 'em now and then. they're over on adams street"... and then he goes to adams street and it's a CEMETERY and they're DEAD. i would have gone back and punched that guy in the face.