Tag yourself I’m the one who gets hit by a bunch of pillows and then dies

I want Steven Yeun and Jun Jong-seo to double-team me

rented strangers on a train but my apple tv wouldn’t play it for copyright reasons which is dumb because i literally paid for it and after an absurdly long time of troubleshooting i gave up and was in a horrible mood. thankfully i knew exactly what i needed! grant/hepburn never fail to bring me joy!! cannot believe this isn’t talked about more!!!

for a minute there i was like “hmm maybe i shd read a book again it’s been like five months” and then i remembered i’m a university student who can’t go more than twelve hours without watching a movie. anyway love how marty holds his belly when he laughs :)

Pedro Pascal thinks he’s in a different movie than everyone else and I can’t tell if that movie’s better or worse but it’s definitely funnier

did not make it through this last night but upon completing it this morning, nearly fully sober, i can now say i have finished the twilight series!! did i survive? that remains to be seen. three cheers for stephanie meyer and her internalized misogyny!!! 😍