• Clueless



    god remember when high school movies were actually like really funny

  • Nobody



    action scenes and pretty much all of the gags absolutely bang but this script feels like it was written in the ‘90s in all the worst ways. still a fun way to celebrate my first year of uni being officially (and finally) over :)

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    a cruel and stupid slew of pathetic cheapshots that toys with its audience, somehow pulling all of its most crucial punches as it kicks us in the face with hollow glossy horseshit. on rewatch, all the things i liked about it (mainly the great cast) feel like weapons meant to draw me in just for the sake of mean-spirited rug-pulls that it doesn’t have the balls to follow through with anyway. i think we need a break from “subversive” rape-revenge movies.

  • The Human Voice

    The Human Voice


    i am once again asking for all of a famous actress’s outfits

  • Hunger Ward

    Hunger Ward


    opens with a watchmen quote(?!) and then proceeds to gawk at and sensationalize nearly every subject it half-assedly tries to portray, at one point even following a grieving woman around as she leaves the room in a clear effort to be alone with her anguish. there are some things you just shouldn’t document.

  • Minari



    it won’t win but it’s best picture in my heart!

  • Blood Simple

    Blood Simple


    still rips in spite of me having to look at dan hedaya in close-up

  • Over the Moon

    Over the Moon


    ...i kinda wanna eat gobi he looks tasty

  • Vertigo



    yeah ok i was wrong

  • The Woman Who Ran

    The Woman Who Ran


    brb gonna raid kim min-hee’s closet

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter


    2.2 avg... we don’t deserve movies

  • Déjà Vu

    Déjà Vu


    tony scott putting nolan’s entire career to shame like