• The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★★½

    Shoutout to that one guy who was sitting behind me in the theatre who was kicking my chair throughout the whole film. And the one guy sitting in front of me who was texting on WhatsApp with his phone every 5 minutes. Very pleasant theatre experience.

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★½

    Absolutely hilarious for the first 90 minutes. But then the post credit scene happened, and I was definitely not laughing…

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    Dear BBFC,
    I hate you :(

    Yours sincerely, An under 18 British Edgar Wright fan.

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★

    Stumbled a little in the last episode. But overall, it’s a fantastic, intense, emotional and terrifying show. Some episodes were very hard and uncomfortable to watch. Episodes 6-8 were especially traumatising to say the least.
    I went in knowing very little about it, and I would highly recommend doing that as well. Even though it does have some problems relating to b-plots not having any importance, given a surprising amount of screen time.
    The show doesn’t quite stick the landing…

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is the first and so far only film where James Bond dies. Which is pretty cool to have seen in the cinema. Since the 1950s/60s (not sure) he has never died, so that on its own gives this film a lot of finality to it. Not just to Daniel Craig’s version, but to James Bond as a whole, even though I know he’s going to come back in a hard reboot or something. They’ll probably get Chris Pratt to…

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Despite being the longest Lord of the rings film, this definitely felt the shortest.
    If the second film belonged to the Fellowship, this film definitely belongs to Frodo and Sam, my personal favourite characters. Gollum was a great antagonist throughout, the ways he tricks Frodo into betraying Sam and following him into a cave had me on the edge of my seat, as I waited for Frodo to finally realise Gollum’s true intentions.
    The big battle, while not as memorable…

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★

    Had a dream last night that all of my reviews, followers and lists would be deleted from Letterboxd if I didn’t go Patron or Pro. Weird.

    Anyway, I saw Fellowship and Two Towers back to back in an IMAX screening and it was a phenomenal experience!

    I had already seen Fellowship but not Two Towers yet. And I really enjoyed it. The massive final battle at the end is absolutely fantastic, especially for it’s time. The battle itself is given…

  • Super Mario Bros.

    Super Mario Bros.

    Who tf did the casting? I need to speak with them.

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Shame that no one had Rick Flag’s back when he got stabbed.

    ‘Dear Ketana’
    ‘Thanks for nothing.’

  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    ★★★★★

    A random Tarzan song nobody remembers won best song at the oscars over ‘Blame Canada’ and ‘When Somebody Loved Me’?
    Thank you Academy

  • Hancock

    Hancock

    Pretty underrated and worth the watch I think.
    First half was really good, but the second half, after the twist villain is revealed, is a complete mess that ruins everything that made the film unique in the first place. The worst part I think about the second half is that Hancock completely changes his world view and personality in one scene, with barely any character development. He’s like a completely different person. This wouldn’t be as disappointing if the character…

  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise

    ★★½

    Dumb fun. Not much else though.