Stupid father. Stupid kids. Stupid Riley Keough. Stupid-ass fucking movie.

Power Rankings

1. Gollum Witch
2. Banquo’s magnificent eyebrows 
3. The second prophecy scene
4. Stephen Root’s WACKY porter
5. Denzel Washington
…
87. The nonexistent chemistry between DW and FM

Cute Once Upon a Time in Hollywood callback. Way too cynical and derivative in general, mind.

-I take back my wish.
-Good news, mummy. My cancer is back.