AliBouzari has written 13 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Smoking / No Smoking

    Smoking / No Smoking

    ★½

    I’ve never felt this much “it’s not bad but still fuck this movie” about a movie before

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★½

    I mean if you're making a movie this shitty, you should at least show me a little of Pugh’s sexy skin so I can jerk off to it

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    ★½

    This movie failed to stir up any kind of feeling in me, let alone fear, toughest of them all. The jump-scares are so puny that it seems like the writer already knows it's not gonna scare us. It was the definition of undecided in terms of the tone of the movie, the general idea was to throw a little bit of everything in there so hopefully something works. A little bit of Friday the 13th vibes, a little bit of…

  • The Taste of Tea

    The Taste of Tea

    ★½

    Please, if you show me shit in your movie, just be better than this.

  • Identification of a Woman

    Identification of a Woman

    ★½

    My shitty streak of mediocre movies continue, as I watch two or three movies a day but still no good ones. 
    Let me give you a shallow review of this movie cause that's what it deserves: 
    1. If you're gonna have one guy being such a womanizer, please just make him handsome. Please. So we can believe why every one is dying to fuck him. And also the viewing will be pleasant at least, 
    2. Ida, the second or third…

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★½

    This made my asshole invert into itself, such a characterless forgettable picture

  • The Outpost

    The Outpost

    ★½

    Boy oh boy, talk about fuzzy shit! The narration is rushed and objective in the most peculiar way, you can go all the way and still not know any characters, and definitely not connect with them at all. But that's not what's wrong with this movie, when you have a low budget you CAN NOT do whatever you want, it's just a fact, what I mean by is that the movie felt pretty empty, as the engagement begins between American soldiers and Taliban, we don't see anything from the other side, and it needed a whole lot more of CGI.

  • Beyond the Black Rainbow

    Beyond the Black Rainbow

    ★½

    Wow this was such an ambiguous, obscure and insignificant experience. Still, I see some pseudo-intellectuals support this shit, good for you biaaaaatches!

  • Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan

    Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan

    ★½

    My fabulous string of shitty movies continue with another movie that had nothing to offer, unbalanced story keeps you hanging in the air, disconnected from all characters and what's happening. There's not a single thing to like about shooting scenes, dull as it could get. I suggest you never watch this.

  • The Dressmaker

    The Dressmaker

    ★½

    But I liked the dresses!

  • If Beale Street Could Talk

    If Beale Street Could Talk

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Blah blah blah... Fuck the white man... Blah blah blah... We gonna fuck each other only... Blah blah blah
    Is that an accurate description of the whole message? It's not a techinically bad movie, although it would be nice if you retake a scene where the child actor looks into the camera a couple of times (prison scene, close to the ending); there have been lots of anti-racism movies, but I can count the ones I liked by the fingers on one hand. It just didn't offer anything new, I wasn't interested.

  • Sweetheart

    Sweetheart

    ★½

    The only thing to appreciate was the girl’s body, oh no I’m not the only one objectifying her, the camera did it too