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  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)


    “I don’t exist. I’m not even here. I don’t exist. None of this matters.”

    Wow! It’s been a while since the first time I’ve watched this, and so much has happened since then!

    Since first watching this movie in theaters in 2014, I have:
    - gotten a BA in... theatre studies lol
    - seen the increasing commercialism and movie/TV adaptations solely made to capitalize off of existing franchises on Broadway
    - lost my Birdman DVD
    - taken a class on…

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  • Maestro



    cannot communicate why i hate these animated animals so much

  • The future

    The future


    comedy of the year

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  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver


    my viewing experience suffered from the fact that i saw joker before i got to see this so i just kept going “OHHH so THAT’S where they got it from” every other scene or so during this movie

  • The Full Monty

    The Full Monty


    people are always like “this got nominated for an oscar???” and you know what? they’re right. this should’ve won best picture over titanic