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  • Altered States
  • Cannibal Holocaust
  • Journey to the Beginning of Time
  • Carcinoma

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  • Journey to the Beginning of Time

    ★★★★½

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★★½

  • 21 Jump Street

    ★★★½

  • Funny Games

    ★★★½

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  • Where the Dead Go to Die

    Where the Dead Go to Die

    ★★★★½

    I know most probably consider this garbage, but it's done the same thing to me that The Burning Moon did. There's something so inexplicably appealing about this to me. Jimmy knows exactly what he wants and he fucking does it, it's probably the most complete and singular artistic vision I've seen in a while.

    I'm giving this a good rating. Don't fucking @ me. If I need an excuse to justify why I like this so much, I'm just going to say that Labby told me to.

  • Violent Shit

    Violent Shit

    ★★★★½

    The true big boy of the trashvomit underground, it's probably the sentient gelatinous mass that seeps out of cheap trash bags overstuffed with rotting strawberry pudding and fetid bratwursts. Only Violent Shit lets you take a trip in the Abdominal Tunnel of Christ and come out the other end a bona fide butcher shitter. This bullshitting job fucks me to shit.