Havent seen this movie in over a decade but you gotta check this movie out. John leguizamos a hustler that gets into a most dangerous hunt thing with some huge German dude, it's the dad from beetlejuice, and his weird son. He only gets a loincloth and a beaded shirt while they have full on safari gear. So Pest basically just runs through Miami trying to keep scamming and stay alive, at one point he poops in the woods and…

I thought this movie and 'Teeth' were the same until halfway through so needless to say I was surprised by the plot developments. I don't think any human has ever said 90% of the sentences in this movie until this movie existed but that's okay; it makes for a fun watch. I had the same haircut in high school as the character with whom I share a name so that's pretty fun too.

There's something to be said about how…