i probably have a cold
The backwards action must have been very difficult to choreograph and shoot, and while that effort can be admired, it doesn't stop the end result from looking very, very silly.
Horrible writing all around, but particularly in the attempts (or lack thereof) to give the characters motivation for bothering with any of this.
Oh, French nonsense. How I've missed it.
Every character here is defined by their need to give horrible advice and their outlandishly-poor decision making skills. For quite a while in the beginning, I felt like I was watching something out of order -- random snippets of scenes tossed into an editing timeline and sent off to Cannes. While the pacing remained a problem throughout, I did come to understand that this weaving in and out of scenes and perspectives was…