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  • Submarine
  • In Bruges
  • Network
  • Closer

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Recent reviews

  • Uptown Girls

    Uptown Girls

    Y'all will talk about Tarkovsky's Nostalghia when talking about death but nobody is bold enough to talk about the spinning teapot ride as a cinematograph of grief cuz y'all cowards.

  • Far from the Madding Crowd

    Far from the Madding Crowd

    Tis the fight amongst the farmer, the forever lonesome and the fuckboi.

    Frank was a bottom-tier fuckboi. I said what I said.

    Team Boldwood forever.

Popular reviews

  • Closer



    You should try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.

    I've seen this film a few times now. And all I can say is that this is one of those films that every time you re-watch, you find someone else to blame.

    I first watched this film way too young to understand what it meant. I thought it was perverted, but now I just think it's cruel.

    This film has no winners. Mike Nichols made this movie…

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    The phone call at the end and the last scene is going to haunt me for a very long time.

    Also I'd like to believe Michael Stuhlbarg is my father in an alternate universe.