Andrew Furtado

Andrew Furtado


Editor. Not every good movie has been seen, but not every unseen movie is good. There's really only one way to find out.

Favorite films

  • The Night of the Hunter
  • The Apartment
  • Happiness
  • Being There

Recent activity

  • The Vanishing


  • The Honeymoon Killers


  • The Golden Glove


  • Shadow of a Doubt


Recent reviews

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    Everyone says this movie sucks because they replaced all the practical effects with CGI, but I feel like if you took away those CG bits you'd still have a boring and poorly received film.

    It's just so one-note in the tone that you get bored of it so quickly. I think what makes the first film work so well is that the moments of extreme horror and tension are broken up with moments of character build and humor. This one…

  • Benedetta



    After watching so many nunsploitation films in preparation for the NASTY HABITS box from Severin, I felt both compelled and destined to get in and see this Paul Verhoeven take on the genre. Did not. DID NOT. Disappoint!

    There's a fine line between sleaze and art and PV shows that line was drawn in watercolor and he blended that shit fucking beautifully. While it's not the most despicable nunsploitation I've ever seen, that would be awarded to Joe D'Amato, it…

Popular reviews

  • Daniel Isn't Real

    Daniel Isn't Real


    Daniel Isn't Real(ly a good movie)

  • Old



    M. Night is our modern day Ed Wood. I mean this as a compliment because you either with him or against him, and I'm with him!

    His movies are so clearly his vision from start to finish, the specifically awful performances from fairly great actors, the choices he makes with the camera, even the way he shoves himself into a role so significant you have to wonder who cancelled last minute... I can't imagine anyone else making these beautiful hunks…