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Final Flesh 2009
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It's probably for the better the actors aren't credited.
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Entrails of a Virgin 1986
10 second clip of girls intestines getting pulled out of her vagina was actually not worth classmate seeing me watch this in class and having to minimizing the window
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Super Mario Bros. 1993
Dangerously close to being as erratic, incoherent, and headache-inducing as the current year we're living in. A stunning misfire with hints of enjoyable elements being either demolished or hidden underneath several production issues that are blatantly obvious in the finished product, from the script to the editing, directing, pacing, (mostly) ugly sets, and VFX. It's incredible that this was produced by a major studio.
I highly recommend it.
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Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever 2009
do you want to go to the prom with me ?
i saw a review earlier where someone said this was the Evil Dead 2 of the new generation...? like wtf! don’t you ever disrespect sam raimi’s classic with this disgusting nasty puke bucket of a movie! even ti west disowns this piece of shit. and he directed the fucking movie! the first one wasn’t a cinematic treasure but it was a decent horror film. but this is a bloody shitstain on its name. the less to say about this, the better jfc
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Behind the Green Door 1972
Mildly titillating but mostly creepy. Does a great job of making me feel like a seedy spectator, mostly through poor blocking and weird edits. I can see it's merits but I cannot feel them. Thanks for the hookup xhamster.
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V for Vendetta 2005
I didn’t actually watch the movie again. What I DID see was a few Trump supporters wearing Guy Fawkes masks while they storm the capitol building. They really missed the point of the movie...
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