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  • Hot Rod
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Cloud Atlas

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  • Zabriskie Point

  • Something Must Break

  • Old

    ★½

  • No Time to Die

    ★★★½

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  • Old

    Old

    ★½

    m night is the least subtle filmmaker of all time and i unironically love him for it. go off king. there's a beach that makes you old hell yeah tell me about it

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★½

    look i know it's good that these movies are trying to be more diverse and give bond character development but he's just more fun when he's a prick! give me my gratuitous sex scenes and bad puns!

    also ana de armas was on screen for like less than five minutes but she did an unbelievable amount to reaffirm my bisexuality. unload a full machine gun clip into my chest please queen. good movey

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  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★

    when jigsaw is like 'ive never actually killed anyone' i need that level of self delusion. if you die it's on you i had nothing to do with it. all i did is set up the gun to shoot you it's not my fault you got shot

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    most limp-wristed murderers in film history