Kyle Gardner

Kyle Gardner

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The mediator between head and hands must be the heart!

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  • The Phantom

    The Phantom

    Catherine Zeta-Jones and Treat Williams are the only redeeming features in this film.

    Commits the worst sin an action film can make: it's boring.

  • Stargate Atlantis: Rising

    Stargate Atlantis: Rising

    ★★

    Got the OG Stargate crew to show up for a moment, make this second spin-off seem official. Not to mention getting Robert Patrick is a big power move.

    Definitely several steps above the rest of the series in terms of budget and such, but that only makes sense as they moved from Pilot to series. Not the best start, but it wasn't a huge disaster either.

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I watch films so often, from so many years, directors, countries, studios, influnces, etc, that oftentimes, I have to almost "fake" an emotional state in order to reach the point I feel a film deserves just because of the sheer volume/frequency I imbibe.

    To say that is unnecessary for Fury Road would be a grave understatement.

    This film colours itself so deeply in both its place and persons that it is never anything less than what it represents - it…

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★★★

    That Scott can still produce a film as provoking and conceptually new as Covenant, let alone within a series he established nearly 40 years beforehand, is inspiring. Haven't been able to stop thinking about it.