i am most of the time, if not all the time, watching a movie for an actress

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  • Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate

    Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate


    imagine calling nev from catfish to investigate the girl you met online only to find out it’s actually helen hayes, myrna loy, mildred natwick, and sylvia sidney. i would honestly much prefer them than some blue-eyed blonde anyway.

    this movie is quite bad but i seriously had so much fun!!! we rlly need more movies about female friendships, especially with ~older~ women. 

    like these old broads (2001), i’m giving a star for each legendary actress ❤️

  • The Ambassador's Daughter

    The Ambassador's Daughter


    bitch rlly said “she was just a dame” .... yeah ... dame olivia de havilland

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  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!


    you: fifth harmony
    me, an intellectual: donna and the dynamos

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again


    abba/the mamma mia franchise is really out here mending mother-daughter relationships AND uniting the gays and middle aged moms