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Love Lies Bleeding 2024
“Don’t ever fall in love, okay? It fucking hurts”.
I got a puppy three weeks ago and have since been chained to her side anytime I’m not working, so this marked my first trip back to the cinema (one I don’t work at) and I couldn’t have picked a better homecoming! It’s as horny as I expected with an elevated (bloody) body count that I didn’t, and neither did anyone else judging by each gasp and burst of laughter at…
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Bound 1996
"I wanted to apologise"
"Oh, please, don't apologise. I can't stand women who apologise for wanting sex"
"I'm not apologising for what I did... I'm apologising for what I didn't do".Just so, so good. The kind of movie that they tell you doesn't get made anymore and the kind that always should. Sexy, thrilling, subversive and genre defining. Pregaming this before seeing Love Lies Bleeding tonight and now I'm even more excited for it. In conclusion, long live the HQWDCCU (horny queer women doing crime cinematic universe! <3)
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Along for the Ride 2022
so you’re telling me that i’ve been doing this insomnia thing wrong for years? that if i simply went outside in the middle of the night instead of staring blankly at my ceiling i could meet a cute boy who would take me on multiple nighttime adventures until we fall in love??
watch me try that this summer and end up dead in a ditch somewhere 😗✌🏼