Boop has written 41 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2018.

  • This Means War

    This Means War

    ★★½

    I’ve watched this more times than I ever need to but when I do it’s a constant reminder that Reese Witherspoon made the wrong decision. I hope you like being with a man with no lips

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★½

    I actually enjoy this movie quite a bit but it’s still a very flawed Spider-Man movie with signs to come for the travesty that is The Amazing Spider-Man 2. The characterization of Peter Parker is the worst of the bunch. Peter is meant to be nerdy but Garfield kind of presents him as a skater boy with a too cool for school attitude. Also when he’s Spider-Man he’s kind of a dick at the start. 

    I loved The Lizard from…

  • The Man Who Knew Too Little

    The Man Who Knew Too Little

    ★★½

    Ah coincidence, the real star of this movie

  • Hotel Artemis

    Hotel Artemis

    ★★½

    Jeff Goldblum saying fuck. Like if you agree

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2

    ★★½

    I didn’t even rewatch this movie I’ve just been thinking about how I got tricked by Pixar for 6 months. This movie; while filled to the brim with outrageous, beautiful animation, is the most boring Pixar movie since The Good Dinosaur. Like honestly nothing happens and it’s basically a two hour sequel to Jack Jack Attack but it’s worse because they attempted to give it some sort of plot. Nothing is different other than the animation style (which I like)…

  • Bah, Humduck!: A Looney Tunes Christmas

    Bah, Humduck!: A Looney Tunes Christmas

    ★★½

    Damn that little girl really said Daffy went to hell on his grave.

  • Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

    Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

    ★★½

    The first song has been stuck in my head for 10 years

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ★★½

    I’ve always loved the production design of this movie as well as the makeup and Jim Carrey’s performance to tie it all together, but god damn he still terrifies me and so do the people of Whoville.

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    ★★½

    You know the whole time the people in this movie talk about taking risks to avoid being boring and bland, but this movie clearly wasn’t listening to that message. For people who don’t know Queen good luck trying to learn anything because you won’t. Any time the movie wants to show us any concert we cut after half a verse oh and we get a one year time jump when we and the band first meet each other. We never…

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★½

    One year ago today I saw the original Suspiria and was genuinely bothered by how gruesome and creepy it was but enjoyed it visually. It seemed only fitting to watch the remake on the same day, which just so happens to be Halloween. 

    This story is told in six acts plus an epilogue and honestly I was really enjoying and loving the first four acts. The choreography throughout but particularly in those first couple of acts is fantastic. I really…

  • The Hills Have Eyes

    The Hills Have Eyes

    ★★½

    Other than a few exceptions and the style I am realizing that 70s horror does not impress me that much. This is creepy, but not exactly scary.

  • The Amityville Horror

    The Amityville Horror

    ★★½

    When it’s frightening it works but wow soooooooo sloooooow. Fell asleep about 5 times. Not feelin it