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  • D.E.B.S.
  • Funny Girl
  • Sweet Movie
  • What a Way to Go!

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  • Fatal Frame

    ★★★★

  • The Innocents

    ★★★★

  • Alucarda

    ★★★½

  • Picnic at Hanging Rock

    ★★★★

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  • Hellraiser: Bloodline

    Hellraiser: Bloodline

    ★½

    this really is the worst horror franchise of them all
    the problem is that it just doesn't work as a franchise because worldbuilding is what ruins the cruel magic of the original movie

    you'd think that a hellraiser movie that's set in space would be awesome and it's just lame as fuck, because there's absolutely zero creativity in it

    the best parts were by far the ones set in france where everything started because it has this sort of wicked…

  • Memories of Matsuko

    Memories of Matsuko

    ★★★★★

    "that's okay, hit me or kill me. it's better than being alone."

    "a life isn't valued by what one receives but by what one gives"

    i'm not planning on writing a structured clear-headed review of this movie

    i find that if someone's able to do that right after they've watched something that has profoundly affected them as memories of matsuko affected me, then they most likely weren't that affected by it

    there's so much that MoM is about but if…

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  • Black Mirror: USS Callister

    Black Mirror: USS Callister

    A royal "fuck you" to nerd culture. A wonderful deconstruction of the trite and exhausted misunderstood genius archetype. I was honestly not expecting this episode to take the turn that it did, it started off confusing us into thinking that this would be another story of getting consumed by the commodities of virtual reality, projecting all your insecurities onto an invented better version of yourself. But Robert wasn't an example of any of that, he was sadistic, power hungry, vile,…

  • Splice

    Splice

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this entire movie was just an excuse to show adrien brody having sex with an alien