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  • The Chill Factor
  • Silent Night, Deadly Night
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Long Kiss Goodnight

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  • Pink Force Commando

    ★★★★

  • Operation Pink Squad

    ★★★½

  • Brewster McCloud

    ★★★★

  • Doctor Who: The Gunfighters

    ★★★

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  • Scanner Cop II

    Scanner Cop II

    ★★★½

    “The only thing better than taking you will be taking him.”

    If my mom looked like William Hurt’s sister, would my nemesis think she was attractive?

    Patrick Kilpatrick is having the most fun ever playing a scanner. Truly entertaining.

    From the planning session:
    “What can we do to up the ante from exploding heads?”
    “I dunno…. OOO! Got it! IMploding heads.”

  • Nobody

    Nobody

    ★★★★★

    The obvious triple feature is 
    JOHN WICK / KEANU / NOBODY
                                                             right?

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  • 3 from Hell

    3 from Hell

    ★★★★

    After nearly fifteen years, Zombie has reopened the Firefly file. Mostly set ten years after the original, (making it 1988 for those who’ve stopped counting) this violent, foul-mouthed, band-on-the-run flick is really no surprise, whether you like it or wanna leave it. I’m a big fan of Zombie’s work, even when I’m not sure I like it. I love these characters & the actors that the man gathers around him are a treat to watch. The opening is a collection of…

  • Killing Me Softly

    Killing Me Softly

    ★★½

    Hot alien Heather Graham designs CD-ROMs in London. She makes the mistake of crossing the street with sex-faced Joseph Fiennes, perhaps proving that Shakespeare is always in love. A frisky afternoon leads Graham toward dissatisfaction with her regular-Joe boyfriend. Is Fiennes really a heroic mountain climber? Is someone dead? Is there a reason why the naked sex dries up around the halfway mark? This erotic thriller advertises itself as having something to do with kinky sex, but the deepest it…