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  • Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

    Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers


    “Are we having fun yet?”

  • The Blob

    The Blob


    Between this, The Thing, and The Fly, there was something in the water with these 50’s Cold War-tinged horror remakes told through an 80’s Cold War lens.

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  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    What should feel like a swan song feels more like a final nail in the coffin of this franchise.

    The most boring superhero adaptation since Fant4stic. You hate to see it.

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2


    Full disclosure: I watched this on mute while synced up to Dark Side of the Moon after watching a YouTube video about it and I gotta say I was not disappointed. Seriously, try it. It works perfectly and was one of the most fun late night movie-watching experiences I’ve had in a long time. If you’re looking for some sync points, start playing the album as the main titles kick in with the military drum fanfare, you’ll know if you’re…