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  • Belly

    Belly

    ★★★½

    🔴✨⚫️✨🔵✨🟢


    Dear Hype Williams please make another film thank u

  • To the Ends of the Earth

    To the Ends of the Earth

    ★★★★½

    Lowkey weird and powerful
    Fresh air gulppp
    One of them movies for people who watch movies

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    MERMAID MAN HAS TO WORK FOR BARNACLE BOY AND GETS TERRIBLE WET FEVER DREAMS IN PENIS SHAPED NIGHTMARE HOUSE

    MARVELOOOSE MYTHIC MAGIC & MADNESS!

    Minus 2 points for Robert's bad accent in the beginning and minus 1 point for no subtitles but plus infinity points for everything else especially camera, mood, atmosphere and Willem Dafoe's face

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★★★

    wifes husbands lovers ex dead worst enemy nipple birth
    gripping electric knife and meat grinder
    with flattened cars and doppelgangers and a massive forehead vein disassociation mania
    throwing 20 chairs, tackled by 5 chefs
    jesus crhsit
    sex rest repeat explode
    my jaw hurts
    please slow down
    u steal motorcycles and crash motorcycles
    please slow doww
    the kids got jelly on his face for crying out loud
    and this unbuttoned lover freak keeps showing up with judo chops and boner sex magic
    not to mention taxi shootouts and tired tentacle boy toy 

    i feel definitely not good
    pink socks
    fighter jet apocalypse!
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh