❣️ Ashley ❣️

❣️ Ashley ❣️

ten seconds is an eternity, harry. it’s a third of the way to mars!

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  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears


    Could’ve done so much more in its half baked tackling of a broken and misogynistic system that vilified a teenage girl who simply wanted to do what she loved most, but instead this doco decides to give screen time to a scum of the earth paparazzo who, by his own admission, stalked Britney around LA during one of the lowest points of her life. In giving him this attention the New York Times are essentially congratulating him for capturing that moment…

  • Little Fish

    Little Fish


    The timing of this film’s release is no doubt going to alter people’s preconceived notions, which is both a blessing and a curse. People will inevitably hear ‘pandemic movie’ and be turned off right away without any other knowledge, but those who decide to give it a go will have a viewing experience far more emotional and existentially horrific than they bargained for. It’s tender and it’s heart is in the right place, even if it doesn’t move beyond the…

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  • Aladdin



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What was good:
    - Naomi Scott is great as Jasmine. Her singing voice is splendid
    - I liked the addition of Dalia
    - The non-CGI sets looked pretty good
    - Aladdin and Jasmine have some chemistry that saves A Whole New World from making me feel literally nothing

    What was bad:
    - Guy Ritchie's directing. Stop with the slow mo. Stop with the dumbass partonising flashbacks to an event from 3 minutes ago
    - The third act is entirely changed…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I know I am most likely going to be the outlier here, but for a film that’s meant to be a culmination of 11 years, 21 films, millions of fans and billions of box office dollars, Avengers: Endgame feels engineered to repeat that success and not do much else. It’s a shame too, since this film is being treated like a ‘gift’ to fans like me, the people who’ve stuck with the series since day one, been to midnight or…