The Death & Life of John F. Donovan ★½

I’m 30 000 feet or so in the sky right now on some shoddy and overpriced WiFi, thinking about how out of all the film options made available to me in my in-flight entertainment system I chose to rewatch this baffling misfire, and in all honesty... the $11 plastic tasting omelette and one single sausage that I purchased was somehow MORE satisfying than this.

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